she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I got inside last night via doggy door
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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