It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
a search helicopter?!
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
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Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
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I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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