mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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