it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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