yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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