i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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