capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
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I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
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At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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