um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
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I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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