you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
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It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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