My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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