She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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