I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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