why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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