Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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