Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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