Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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