I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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