So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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