Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE