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  remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?

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  neither do i

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"

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• (914): View more from New York

  I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis

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• (207): View more from Maine

  someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?

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  since 2006

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip

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• (+64): View more from New Zealand

  the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  There are no winners in a lube eating competition.

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