Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down