I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
25 People Confess The Most Shocking Things They’ve Ever Seen In Public
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
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Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly