You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
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The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
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Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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