Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
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Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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