Grow some girl-balls and come out already
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
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I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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