What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Randomize
