Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
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