I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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