Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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