i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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