i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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