I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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