if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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