I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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