sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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