U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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