I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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