theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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