somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
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She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
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We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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