im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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