2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
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I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
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How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
You did what with his pubic hair?
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