I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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