i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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