Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
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Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
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Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
try to milk me bitch
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