And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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