Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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