hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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