If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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