their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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