So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
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The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
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It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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