Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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