We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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