Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
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Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
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I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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