hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
areolas are like halos for boobs.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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