Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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