i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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