So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
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Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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